10 Chemical Elements
Teacher Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements ? Student Oxygen, chlorine, florine, noreen, ambreen, samreen, nasreen, afreen, parveen & yasmeen.
View ArticleTeacher to student
Teacher To Student : Tm Itni Galiyan Q Detay Ho Dekho Gali Dene Se Kuch Ni Milta Student : Sir Gali Dene Se Encouragement Milti Hai Teacher: Lun Mera !
View ArticleHuman Brain is the most outstanding
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
View ArticleWhat's your exams result
Dad; what’s your exam result? Son; i have failed in 5 subjects. Dad; what!!! from now onwards do not call me “DAD” okay. Son; oh come on dad! Its my school test not a DNA test…
View ArticleIn Short, I am a student
I drink tv while watching coffee I switch off bed when I lay on lights I eat mobile while taking on apple Confused? In short, I m a studnt & my Result is near.
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Lecture Chal Rha tha
Lecture chal raha tha. Ek larka achanak uth kar clasS ke bahar chala gaya. Lecturer: ye bahar kyu gaya? Larke ka Dost: Sir! Usko neend me Chalne ki Aadat hai!
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What I Learned During Lectures
WHAT I LEARNED DURING LECTURES IN CLASS How to yawn without opening mouth. How to sleep with eyes open How to text without looking at the cellphone How to eat lunch without moving mouth How to pretend...
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Chartered Accountant and Miss Universe
Whats The Similarity Between A Successful Chartered Accountant & Miss Universe? Both Are Very CONSCIOUS About FIGURES ..!
View ArticleBehind every successful Man
Teacher: 'behind every successful man there is a woman'' What do we learn from this? Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman
View ArticleBest Kind of Sleeping
World's sweetest and best kind of Sleeping are: 1. Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone. 2. Sleeping on Moms Lap when we are so tired. 3. Sleeping With Open Eyes When the Teachers Are...
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3 Reasons to Give Exams
3 Reasons 2 Give Exam 1. U Can Spend 3 Hours In Self Meditation. 2. U Can Complete Ur Sleep. 3. U Can See Ur Teachers Being Bored Who Usually Bore U.
View ArticleDifficult and Boaring Papers
Difficult or boring papers sy students tang aa gay hain. Akhir kb tk ho ga ye zulm ? Ab humain aisy papers chahien.. Total marks.50 Choose the best MCQ's, 1.Tery mast mast_ nain. (3, 5, 2) 2.__badnaam...
View ArticleA Single Teacher Can't Teach Us
Question By The Students ... If A Single Teacher Can't Teach Us All The Subjects, Then How Could You Expect A Single Student To Learn Six Subject..??
View ArticleStudy For One Hour
This Funny fact always happen with me: Study for one Hour, No One sees.! . But pick up mobile just for a second, & Mom/Dad enters the room! ;
View ArticleJitna Syllabus Parh Ke Wo
Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
View ArticleBe a Programmer
Teacher Gave Him Punishment To Write 5000 Times "I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class..." And Submit It Tomorrow. Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written #Include Void Main( ) { Clrscr( );Int N;...
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Exam's Life
Exams Life 9am- Wake-up 10am- Breakfast 11am- Thinking 2 score 80% 12am- Watch TV 1pm- Lunch 2pm- Thori neend le k parhenge dimagh set hoga .. 4pm- Games 5pm- Thinking 2 score 60% 6pm- Troubling...
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These Kind of Kids Become External Examiner
Kid: Mom,did u see me before i was born? Mom: No, I didn't. Kid: Then after I was born How did u know its me? These kind of kids become external examiner for viva ...
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During My School Days
During my school days, my teacher used to wear sun glasses Do u know why? . . . Because I was such a bright student... . . No clapping please
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Two Fundamentals of College Life
Two fundamentals of cool college life.. Walk as if you are the principal.. Or Walk as if you don't care who the hell is the principal..
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Samjho Tumhare Pass 10 Ladoo Hain
Sir: Samjho Tumhare paas 10 ladoo hain. Boy: Wo kesay? Sir: Tu samjh tere baap ka kya jata hai. Acha 10 ma se 5 tum ne mujhy diye baki kitny bachy? Boy: 20 bachy. Sir: wo kesay? Boy: tu samjh na tere...
View ArticleLecture Kaisa Hona Chahiye
Madam: Lecture kesa hona chahiye..?? Student: "APKEY SKIRT JESA" Madam: What..?? Student: I mean k zruri cheezain cover hojaen aur sb ka intrest b rhy..
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Which is The Best Month to Study
Teacher: Which is the best month to study? Student: octembruary. Teacher: Don't be silly, there is NO such month. Student: Exactly..!
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Engineering Student to a Criminal
How do u convert an Engineering Student to a criminal??? Burn* some pages of his assignments, a day before submission ...
View ArticleLecture Ke Douran 1 Student So Gya
Lecture K Douran 1 Student So Gaya.. Teacher Ki Nazar Pari To Sath Walay Student Se Bola K Jagao Is Ko.. Student: Sorry Sir, App Ne Sulaya Hai To Jaga'en Bhi App..
View ArticleCollege Life is Awesome
College Life is Awesome ... Assignments Copy karte Time: "Yeh Kya Likha hai Be'e ???" Jo Word Samajh Aa raha hai Woh Likh, Jo Nahi Samajh Aa raha Uska Aisa hi Design Bana de..
View ArticleIf You Kill Your Father
Teacher: Who is a killer? Student: I dont know.. Teacher: For example ... If you kill your father what will you be called Student: ORPHAN
View ArticleWho Discovered America
Teacher : Pappu Bean, go to the map and find North America. Pappu Bean : Here it is! Teacher : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? Class : Pappu Bean !
View ArticleYou Read The Question Paper
Height of Coolness: Two Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands.... 1st guy: Which paper was it? 2nd guy: I think maths...... 1st guy: (surprisingly) you read the question...
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Kis Ne Chand Par Pehla Qadam Rakha
Teacher: Kis Ne Chand Par Pehla Qadam Rakha Tha? Pappu: Neil Armstrong Ne!! Teacher: Aur Doosra? Pappu: Kamaal Karti Ho Miss App Bhi Woh Langra Thori Tha.. Doosra Qadam Bhi Usi Ne Rakha Tha!! TEACHER...
View ArticleCharacteristics of Good Teacher
Characteristics of Good Teacher: 1. Should be Absent at least 3 times a week. 2. Should come in class 10 mins late and left the class 10 mins earlier. 3. Should not give any homework and assignments....
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At Your Age Hitler Committed Suicide
Teacher: U idiot! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. What about you? . . Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..! What about you?
View ArticleAgar Koi School K Samne Bomb Rakh De
Madam: Agr Koi School Ke Samne Bomb Rakh Deta Hai To Kya Karoge? Student: 1-2 min Dekhenge Agr Koi Le Jata Hai To Theek Hai, Warna Staff Room Main Rakh Denge!
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In Exam A Student Left Page Blank
In exam a student left the page blank, At the bottom of sheet he kept flowers and wrote: In memory of my memory which recently passed away
View ArticleSide Effect of Studying More
Side effect of Studying More A Guy Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot What It Is Called; He Asked Waiter, "Syllabus Lana Zara"
View Article1 Bacha Ghar Se Mar Kha Kar
1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kar Ghussay mein school ja raha tha .. Raste mein kisi ne Pocha: 'Beta.. Student ho? Padte ho?' Bacha: "Nhi Kanjar hun, Uniform mein mujra krne jaata hun"
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Height of Attitude
"HEIGHT OF ATTITUDE" Sir 2 Student Padhai karo varna koi tumhe job nahi dega. Student 2 Sir: Padhai wo log karte he jise job chahiye, ham to job denge
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Which Book Has Helped U Most
TEACHER: Which Book has helped U Most in ur Life? . ... STUDENT: My Father's Cheque Book . Har jagah tay FACEBOOK nai chalta!!
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Why Are You Late ????
Ultimate Answer: Teacher: "Why are you Late??" . . Student: Does it Really matter ?? !! U still get Paid ...
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Silence of A Friend in Examination Hall
Thousand Words Of A Teacher Never Hurts But . . . The Silence Of A Friend In The Examination Hall Brings Tears To The Eyes
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Most Saddest Moment is When
Most Saddest Moment is when ... . . . . . Everybody iz Sleeping & You R Studying ...
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You Love Your Daughter
A teacher teaching ALGEBRA: If x=y & y=z it means x=z. Give an example.. STUDENT: Sir, I Love you & you love your daughter it means I love your daughter.
View ArticleGood Teacher is Who Tells to Study Hard
A Good Teacher is Who Tells To Study Hard... But... A Best Teacher is Who Stands Outside the Examination Hall and Shouts. . . "OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..."
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Kal Raat Bahot Dino K Baad Book Kholi
Kal Raat Bahut Dino k Baad Book Kholi to Ehsaas hua.. ? ? ? K Book kholne k baad jo nind aati hai, Wo Neend Ki Goli Khane k baad B nhi aati
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Answers of a Brilliant Student
Answers of a Brilliant Student Who Obtained 0% Q. In Which Battle Did Napoleon Die? A. His last battle. Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed? A. At the Bottom of the Page. Q. River Ravi...
View Article3 Signs to Identify A Student
3 Signs To Identify A Student ... [.. Read Full Funny Student SMS Jokes ..]
View ArticleKhamoshi Ka Boycott
A Letter 2 The Director of Education Salam Saaly, Pehle To Ye Bata Ye Paper Kon Iblees Banata Hai? Kameeno! Hamari To Jan Nikal Jaati Hai, [.. Read More For Student SMS Jokes ..]
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Tomorrow is My Exam
Le Thomas Edison: Tomorrow is my exam But I don't care Because a single sheet of paper Can't decide my future. Teriyan Ehi Galaan Menu Parhan Nai Dendian Thomasa
View ArticleUrdu Funny SMS - Ammi Abbu Ki Larai
Teacher: Tum Late Kiu Aye ...? Student: Ghar Mein Ammi Abbu Ki Larae Ho Rhi Thi... Teacher: Wahan Tumhara Kiya Kaam ...? Student: [.. Read More For Urdu Funny SMS ..]
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Student SMS Jokes - It was Question Paper
I Saw It With My Eyes But Couldn't Understand It Took It In My Hands, But Couldn't Understand It Keep Thinking For A Long Time, But Again Couldn't Understand It It was Not A Dream, It was Is Not A...
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